Send an Anonymous Chocolate Dick

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Step 1

Choose a delicious dick from our vast selection of flavours to send your friend (or enemy!).

Step 2

You're going to have to be a little detective and find your victim's name and address, then you'll just need to complete our simple and secure checkout process.

Step 3

That's it! We take care of the rest! But, are you able to sleep well tonight, knowing the evil deed you've just committed? You scum! Just kidding; no judgment!

But what to choose!?

Your chosen recipient will surely have a big laugh, but don't be surprised if they actually enjoy their erect treat! You can choose to order from a variety of different flavors, ranging from Cookies & Cream flavored dicks to peanut butter. All of our dicks are made with only the highest quality chocolate.

Sounds pretty delicious, no? Go ahead, order yourself one while you're at it!

Don't like chocolate? No problem, we get it. Different strokes for different folks. We have tons of other treats you can choose from: candies, to cakes as well as cookies (coming soon)!

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