Who We Are

Eat Dick is a Canadian novelty chocolate company that lets you anonymously send chocolate dicks to anyone, anywhere. Whether it's a gag gift for a friend, a cheeky surprise for a coworker, or a not-so-subtle message to someone who deserves it, we've got you covered.

All of our chocolate is made fresh with high-quality ingredients. We take pride in crafting each piece to ensure it looks hilarious and tastes delicious.

Why We Do It

Because life's too short to send boring gifts. We believe in spreading laughter and making people's days a little more interesting. There's nothing quite like the look on someone's face when they open a package and find a beautifully crafted chocolate dick staring back at them.

How It Works

It's simple: pick a dick, enter the recipient's address, and place your order. We'll take care of the rest. Your chocolate dick will be packaged discreetly and shipped directly to the lucky recipient. The best part? They'll have no idea who sent it (unless you want them to).

We ship across Canada and take your privacy seriously. No spammy emails, no data selling, just chocolate dicks delivered to doorsteps.